This is satire & AI don’t sue me lol.
I make cringey crypto & NFT music.. Mostly songs about losing money.
None of this is financial or investment advice.
All content is created for entertainment purposes only.
———————————– Lil Bubble Socials:
Handle across most socials: @thecryptobubble All music recreated.
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Guess who’s back? Back again Gary’s back, tell a friend Guess who’s back? Guess who’s back? Guess who’s back? Guess who’s back? Na na na I’ve created some guidelines Cos all of my overlords told me to stop crypto shops.. .. they got bigger You want help? Well this is what I’ll give ya.. A little middle finger mixed with a lawsuit They must have forgot who I am, what I’m up to Pick up the phone when you call? Something I’ll not do I’m shocked that you’re just not cooperating It’s obvious you’re wrong, stop debating Matter of fact, just stop operating Everybody go back to the job you’re hating Missed Luna, FTX, Celsius too But my only job is protecting you So the SEC’s protecting me? Set Cz free please let him be Gary tried to shut em down (“Securities”) But it feels so empty without these So try that shit, buy that dip I mean this is not advice don’t cry bout it We’ll get married, to the fat bags we carry We buy whatever we like man F*ck you Garry! Now this looks like a job for me I see hucksters, fraudsters (probably) They need protecting from the SEC This sh*t smells like securities